You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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