Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
All I want is dick and wine.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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