Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
you traded sex for a burrito?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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