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he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
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