hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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