Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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