youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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