i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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