He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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