Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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