help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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