that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
You don't make any sense
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Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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