I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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