Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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