i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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