Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize