theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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