So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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