it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Randomize
