I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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