Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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