We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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