he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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