I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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