Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Dear god my vagina.
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