these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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