imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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