I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
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I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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