I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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