I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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