what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
