dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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