just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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