So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
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