Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
So vagazzling was a success
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