I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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