you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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