i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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