he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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