What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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