I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
two words: eviction party
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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