Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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