I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
you had me at cake vodka
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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