you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
birth control should be required to get into college
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
Randomize
