I'm gonna have a badass scar
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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