he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
The air was thick with penises
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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