but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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