I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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