Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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