would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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