he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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