Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Ketchup is God's man juice
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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