you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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