So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I would ride that face into the sunset
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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